City CrAbs
Are
Real

Multiple bricks crab with legs extended, near brick wall
Close-up of coin crab, silver, with legs extended
Book paper crab on books within library

What are City Crabs?

THEY ARE REAL. For centuries, these highly evolved crustaceans have been living among us, perfectly disguised within our urban environments. The evidence is everywhere – in our walls, our streets, our everyday objects – yet the general public remains blind to their presence. Through an extraordinary evolutionary process, these creatures have developed the ability to perfectly mimic man-made objects, making them virtually undetectable to the untrained eye.

The global elite have known about City Crabs for decades. Military documents, classified research papers, and numerous witness testimonies PROVE that governments worldwide are actively suppressing information about these creatures while secretly harvesting their unique abilities for classified operations. Why are they hiding this from us? What are they planning to do with these remarkable beings?

I’ve dedicated my life to exposing this conspiracy and documenting every species I discover. The truth cannot remain hidden any longer. The evidence is undeniable.

WAKE UP. They’re all around us.

How is this possible?

Twig crab in forest, menacing

In a phenomenon known as ‘reverse-carcinization‘, nature has flipped the script. Not all things are becoming crabs – crabs are becoming all things. These remarkable creatures are evolving beyond their traditional forms, adapting ingeniously to urban landscapes, blending seamlessly into our cityscapes, and gaining powerful emergent abilities along the way. This process, as fantastical and crazy as it sounds, is grounded in science, and it’s happening right under our noses. 

Latest Compendium Entries

colored leaves crab green background

Entry No.9 – Floral Forager (Leaf)

Floral Forager(Leaf Variety) Compendium Entry #9 Introduction The Leaf Crab, a close relative of the Flower and Twig varieties of the Floral Forager, specializes in emulating leaves in their various forms. Its adaptive appearance makes it an expert at blending in with fallen leaves or the foliage of trees.

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gum ball crab

Entry No.8 – Sticky Skulker

StickySkulker Compendium Entry #8 Introduction   The urban wasteland of discarded chewing gum holds a startling secret. What appears as ordinary gum stuck beneath tables and chairs might be a highly evolved predator, masquerading as mankind’s most common waste. The Sticky Skulker represents perhaps the most widespread City Crab

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body and limbs converted key crab

Entry No.7 – Key Cracker

KeyCracker Compendium Entry #7 Introduction Every lost key, every mysteriously opened lock, every inexplicable security breach points to an the unsettling truth that mechanical security exists in constant silent war with a living lockpick. The Key Cracker’s evolutionary path traces perfectly alongside humanity’s attempts at creating physical security, from

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